I ripped my bungie open after taking that hard shit.
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Similar to skidmarks. The outcome of not wiping your ass properly or sharting and not being able to wipe or shower for an extended period of time; this results in very long and wide shit marks in undergarments.
1st
A: Hey bro, can you drive fast?! I'm sharting my pants.
B: Sorry man, can't go any faster. You just gonna have to deal with your Tokyo Drift.
2nd
Hey babe, I bleached the hell outta your underwear but I couldn't get that Tokyo Drift out.
3rd
The stall was out of toilet paper; so I guess I'm gonna be stuck Tokyo Drifting today.
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