Cuban cigar

1. the finest of cigars produced in the land of Fidel Castro.

2. the sexually perverse act of placing plastic wrap over a person's open mouth and proceeding to defecate into the plastic wrap. The poop slides into the person's mouth with the aid of the plastic and provides a satisfying cigar like treat at 98.6 degrees.

On a cold winter night after a fine meal of red beans and rice and a cup of Joe, Mary often asks John to light up the fire place and treat her to a Cuban cigar for desert.

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