Boston Spa

Boston Spa is a village in west Yorkshire that is full of do-gooders, 13 year old gangsters and spastics

The local wannabes like to smash up the abandoned house and abuse people in the street

The local wanker Jordan moss hides in his house in case he has to let the Wap sing

Dylan yarker the local nonce posts rap videos on insta and smokes his uncle’s leftover dockers

People swim in the river during summertime not knowing it’s full of shite and chun from last night in wetherby a homeless man called tony Dudley was known to live down there

You ever been to Boston Spa, nah mate heard it’s pure shite