Liar Alarm

Noun

A person who REALLY knows when people lie and tells them to their face.

man 1: I'm not gonna be here on saturday *giggles while looking at man 3 play DooM instead of making eye contact and being honest*

Man 2: (I know he's lying.) YOU LIE!

Man 3: OOH! The Liar Alarm is going off! *punches man 1 for lying*

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manzo meal

Noun (pronounced Mahn-zo Meal)

1. A really big meal
2. The act of eating a big meal.

1. Dammit, man! That's not A meal... THAT'S A MANZO MEAL!

2. Looks like he's gonna have a manzo meal from KFC again.