coupon

an extremely ugly and usually overweight female. A coupon is meant to lessen the cost for the user (ex. splitting a cab). Not unlike their namesake, a coupon embarrasses the user and is a pain in the ass to carry around. Once the user arrives at the destination (usually the bar), the coupon has been expired and hopefully retreats into the dark night.

hey Adam, let's go use those coupons. I only have $20 to spend tonight.

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