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one of the exchange students from the Celestial Realm in Obey Me!, and basically best angel, hands down (next to Luke).
he's such a cinnamon roll, no, really, he seriously is, he's so kind and thoughtful and generous and considerate and gentle and so damn sweet, he's literally the perfect gentleman... until technology becomes involved, but he's not hopeless with a phone, guys, he's still learning! maybe one day, we could play Genshin Impact side-by-side as soon as he gets the hang of using a computer!
bro's got a sharp intuition, and he can get pretty serious when the going gets tough, and did I mention that he's an author? yeah, nah, I'm not giving away his pen name-
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"He's like, a sweet, whole innocent Boi cinnamon roll who deserves the best in life, he deserves everything...
He deserves to be protected at all costs, no matter what the costs are"
- a fellow Simeon's Witness.
*please, guys, the Simeon's Witnesses thing is a partial joke, we like Simeon a lot, but not enough to fully start a cult, please, we're just otakus who like a fictional man.*
normal person: "oh? Simeon's kinda cute, lowkey."
Simeon's Witnesses: "I'd give up watching NCIS: Los Angeles and sleep for you, Simeon, please, bless me with your divine kindness."
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some random bastard man from the game DanganRonpa: Trigger Happy Havoc.
Ultimate Baseball Pro, or something, man, idk.
his hair looks like it was bleached with carrot juice.
bro's never been to a baseball practice session, but he's good? damn? he was to be a rockstar, though.
he also isekai'd Sayaka Maizono cuz Sayaka wanted to kill him (out of desperation, poor girl's so lonely, stop bullying her, ya Celestia Ludenberg stans), but he turned the tables and killed her in the shower (dead in the bathroom, amirite?).
"it was in self-defense, man!"
i'd rather call him 11037 or carrot head.
he got executed in the first class trial by â¨balls in his jawssssâ¨, literally.
Makoto "the Eggo" Naegi: "ayo, who killed Sayaka in the bathroom?"
Leon Kuwata: "it was in self-defense, dude, i swear ðâ
the scummy, broke second-born of the seven demon brothers from the hit otome game, Obey Me! Shall We Date, a possible idiot and the Avatar of Greed, aka the Avatar of Getting Broke/the Avatar of Simping.
bro's the CEO of getting bullied.
"your words can't touch me, these shades are Gucci"
a bit of a bitch at first towards MC, but then he slowly becomes a tsundere for said MC, help me, he's just the cutest-
kinda fricking stupid, but that's what makes him cuter.
when caring for a Mammon, make sure not to play horror movies or take him to any horror-related festivals, show him any horror-related videos, etc.
he still owes Leviathan cash.
he's giving "emotionally attached cat" vibes.
bro got some serious spending issues that Lucifer actually froze his credit card in the fridge (R.I.P., Goldie).
"man, I was busy speedrunning Saiko No Sutoka, but Mammon came in asking for my credit card, and then he screamed like some sort of schoolgirl. I swear, I told him that I was gonna play a horror game."
"that sucks."
"I swear, one day, I'm gonna lock Mammon in a room with nothing but horror movies playing."
"DON'T YOU DARE HARM THE CUTE CHILD ð "
blue-haired girl from DanganRonpa.
she is the Ultimate Pop Idol.
her father was always busy, so she finds comfort and love in her girl pop band.
could be Hatsune Miku in disguise.
she was killed by carrot-head Leon Kuwata, but she was trying to kill him so... k a r m a
and yet, i still love, adore, and wanna care for her.
my friend: hey, who would you save?
me: Sayaka Maizono.
my friend: you mean undercover Hatsune Miku?
me: yeah.
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A jail for horny and perverted people. What else would it be?
Person 1: I'm so horny right now.
Person 2: *BONK* GO TO HORNY JAIL!
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some doll on the Internet who's probably not very smart.
formerly known as REDACTED. they go by Tea mostly, but other names include Alice and Luke.
they like tea and Danganronpa, and hate the cold.
"... why's there just a single avocado in the middle of our backyard, staring at me through the kitchen door menacingly? /j"
- some random quote they've said, I dunno.
they'd probably eat instant ramen and ramble about whatever if ever given the chance (we probably shouldn't give them that).
whether you need legal advice, a medical professional's opinion, or free labor, they're definitely NOT the person for the job for two of those things.
they're a certified M.A.H.O.U. shoujo, reincarnated doll and overall emotional mess.
"honestly, fuck whoever took the Teapxt handle on X- oh, hey, look, White Rabbit candies!"
- something Tea might've said
not to be confused with the Genshin boba boi, Kamisato Ayato.
Boba-Boi is a self-proclaimed Daitensai, or great genius (but i'm not about to argue with him on that), who is known for his funny inventions and inside jokes with others, such as the RoombaBoxâ¢ï¸, patent pending.
he's also known for stanning Mizuki Akiyama from the hit rhythm game Hatsune Miku: COLORFUL STAGE/Project SEKAI, which is understandable, since his friend, Studios San (THAT'S HER NAME, GET IT RIGHT) is an Ena Shinonome kin.
a fan of Danganronpa, Vocaloid, DDLC and Genshin Impact.
may or may not be the better drink-based human in the entire cast.
"ayo, Boba-Boi slaying in the VC again with Sand Planet by Hachi!"
"wait, Boba-Boi? as in, the kid who keeps talking about Mizuki and hangs out with that other person, uhhh, Studios San?"
"YEAH, THAT ONE! he's such a daitensai /plat"