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surrender monkey

a frenchman or a soldier in the french army

the surrender monkey took off his berret, finished his stroodle, and put down his weapon when he was threatened

by Byrd June 5, 2004

161πŸ‘ 78πŸ‘Ž


byrd

my online name

byrd is a bad ass

byrd: <---byrd

by Byrd June 16, 2004

36πŸ‘ 124πŸ‘Ž


buy-in

1.In poker, a term used to say how much money you have brought to the table at the beginning of your session.

2.In a poker tournament, buy-in is the amount of money that you pay towards the prize pool in order to enter the tournment.

3.any more money that is spent during the session is called a rebuy.

In a limit hold 'em game, the typical buy-in is usually 10 times the small bet. (in a 4/8 game, the min is $40)

the world series of poker buy-in is $10,000

by Byrd June 29, 2004

44πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


erns

The way white white girls trying to be cool pronounce earings.

Upon opening her gift, Jackie exclaimed, "Juicy erns! I wanted these!"

by Byrd December 25, 2006

21πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


man thermometer

An instrument used to measure the temperature. This instrument is located between a man's legs and moves up when it is cold and down when it is hot. Although it will not tell the exact temperature, it can tell if it is cold as balls or hot as balls.

1. It's so freaking hot out here that my man thermometer is sticking to my leg.

2. I'm so cold my man thermometer is shriveled up and hurts.

by Byrd November 30, 2007

12πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


hot as balls

Phrase used to describe when the temperature is hot. Usually it is hot enough that your balls will sag and potentially stick to your leg.

Turn on the AC, it's hot as balls in here

by Byrd November 6, 2007

139πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


donut fest

A gathering of females that involves drinking and a lack of dudes. The oppisite of a sausage fest

As Tom walked in, he realized that it was a donut fest of drunken sorority sluts and formulated a plan to pull off a reverse gang bang.

by Byrd August 31, 2007

64πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž