snausage

A very very tiny penis

I saw Terrence's junk today. That fag has a fucking snausage

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half cocked

The state of your cock being neither limp nor hard, but in the middle.

I couldn't get it up, so I had to fuck your mom half cocked

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ONIJ

Another spelling of "ownage", but way cooler. It is used to describe a person, place, or thing that is used to own somebody.

Dude, you got OND!!! That was some massive ONIJ!!

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WMO

Weapons of Mass ONIJ. (ONIJ = ownage). The top level on the "Scale of ONIJ". A WMO is ONJ that may cause physical or mental harm to the victim.

Terrence is straight trippin. I'm about to hit him with a WMO.

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