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A cynical coward of wantonly sadistic and sub-human moral character who is always desperate to participate in easy victories of any sort. He or she can be seen in the wild slithering out from under some rock to immediately and automatically take the side of all obvious predators and victimizers, against any of their "whining loser" victims.
Can be republican or democrat, because they're both basically the same thing nowadays anyway.
Whatever you do, don't let Duane hear you talk about what your company did to you; all he'll do is call you a "whiner" and paint you as some kind of spoiled and "disgruntled ingrate". That's just the way he is -- he's a volunteer henchman.
The shallow regimen of feigned, token suffering and "paying your dues" that is disgracefully required of already perfectly-talented newcomers by petty, candle-snuffing incumbents who control some particular bottleneck industry.
The term derives from the arcane, masochistic practice of wearing of an incredibly itchy and uncomfortable shirt woven out of human hair, all in the cause of feigning one's humility and penitence for the benefit of some petty religious rulership.
"Yeah, I could've been published years earlier, but none of the agents and publishers would allow it until I went through their life-crushing, byzantine gauntlet of ass-kissing and hairshirting."
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This phrase uses a non-existent form of genitalia as a vehicle of hyperbole to convey the idea that something is insanely and impossibly small and tight.
I can't get any stock tips from these rich bastards -- their lips are tighter than mosquito pussy!
Someone who devoutly and even psychotically imposes Germanic cultural values upon every facet of human life, including the lives of other people.
Is uptight, sanctimonious, genocidally racist and monomaniacal in the extreme. To a bizarre extent, radiates open hostility and seething coldness toward all people and organizations that don't seem "Germanic enough", in terms of their physical appearance or their conduct.
Exercises racial and cultural discrimination whenever and wherever possible, and seeks to infiltrate and take over any and all organizations in order to most totally Germanize them.
"You better not be even one minute late to Mrs. Hillyard's class, or she'll hate you forever. Punctuality is everything to her -- she's a total Germaniac!"
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A psychotically conceited or narcissistically ambitious female who viciously and compulsively goes through life turning any and every situation into an opportunity for her to separate the "superior and flawless" (like herself, of course) from the "loathsome and disgusting".
No matter the situation, it's a guarantee that she'll be openly treating certain people like rotting dog shit, while then turning immediately around and treating certain other people like blue-eyed Nordic royalty -- with her selection criteria being largely dependent on a person's ethnicity, beauty, physique, and apparent wealth.
She more often directs this treatment at males, although in certain circumstances she'll subject females to it, too. But the overriding point is that she just can't ever stop herself from doing it.
The term derives from Adolf Hitler's German youth programs, whereby he selected "pure Aryan" males and females for his indoctrination and breeding.
"Dude, you don't wanna wait in that line. The girl at the register will openly treat you like shit because you're not "master race" enough -- She's a total Hitler maiden."
The act of being supremely contemptible in some way.
"Who the hell do you think you are? Take your cunting hands OFF my kid."
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