Spoof Gleem

A woman who's beauty blinds people, her eyes can stare into your soul, her hair resembles the locks of God's Angels, her skin makes her body illuminate as if some deity is casting an ever glowing light on her, her teeth are as white as snow... She's every mans dream girl

Melissa: If you had one wish what would it be?

Peter: On the beach with a bag full of lettuce and a Taiwanese Spoof Gleem

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Charles Cohagen

A big ass white dude with perfect hair.....He uses a cattle prod to tap the snatch.....He's one of the dudes you see in a chick flick that everyone hates....He's "that guy"....

Karissa: Hey why haven't we been talking?

Charles Cohagen: Why do you keep bothering me you slor?

Karissa: Wow really Charles?

Charles Cohagen: Your snatch REEKS