Alkali Shake

Any beverage mixed with any drugs (prescription or illegal). These are normally very illegal and deeply frowned upon by society, but they are hugely popular.

"What can I get you lads today?!"
"What Alkali Shakes you got tonight, Daz?"
"Any and all. But watch out for the Police!"

1WD

1 Wheel Drive. When a 4WD (a car with 4 wheels) gets 3 burst tyres.

"NO! DAMNNNN!!! THAT'S THE THIRD TYRE GONE!"
"Hehe.. Sugarnut.. Now we have a 1WD!"

Hospitowl

A Hospital for birds. Can also be slang for a Hospital for female patients, due to bird being a female term in popular culture.

"Sharon, do you like parrots? Because you look like you'd enjoy a cockatoo!"
"My cockatoo is dying, you sick pervert!"
"Soz, Shaz. Want me to drive it to the Hospitowl?"
"Ok! I love you! My hero!"

Jaycheesing

Derived from the word Jaywalking, Jaycheesing is the act of eating, chomping, biting, nibbling or noming cheese unlawfully or without regard for approaching store managers/workers.

"STOP! POLICE!"
"I'm sorry, Copper... I was only Jaycheesing..."

Furnancial Director

A furnancial director refers to a furry who's primary income comes from the finance industry.

“Why is Gavin from accounting wearing a fox head?”
“He's a furnancial director.”

2WD

2 Wheel Drive. When a 4WD (a car with 4 wheels) gets 2 burst tyres.

"DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!!! ANOTHER TYRES GONE!"
"Sugarnut, try to relax... It's still got two wheels. 2WD can be attractive to some people!"

Bob the Billder

The phrase 'Bob the Billder' refers to a stingy, tight, or overly expensive builder or manual contractor. It can also be used in reference to general laborers who are forceful or pushy when collecting their payment at the end of the job.

The phrase likely originates from popular children's TV show character, Bob the Builder, combined with the financial word 'bill'.

PERSON 1 : “That'll be $50m for the sink replacement, fella.”
PERSON 2 : “WHAT??? Fine, I'll send the cash. But you're a serious Bob the Billder, you know.”