Back Slang It

An 1800's term used by thieves to indicate that they wanted to go out 'the back door' or 'the back way'.

“Let's back slang it with this money before the police arrive.”

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Beryllium Pie

A Beryllium Pie is a pie, normally of sweet origins (e.g. apple pie) with cocaine mixed into the filling and/or pastry.

"Did we cook that Apple pie right? I don't feel so good..."
"You idiot. You 24 karat idiot. That was a Beryllium Pie. What a total idiot.."

Screm

Popularised by British furries, the word screm refers to situations of fear, excitement, worry, or concern, among other things. The word is though to have been derived from the word 'scream', as it is generally used in scenarios where screaming would be an adequate reaction.

PERSON 1 : “He wants to kiss you because he is in love with you.”
PERSON 2 : “Screm.”

Unicorn On The Cob

When corn on the cob is eaten with sauce (typically BBQ) that's mixed with crushed up ecstasy tablets, it's known as eating Unicorn On The Cob due to the hallucinations etc that follow, like magic.

"Garry?! Why are you kissing my dog?"
"He ate Unicorn On The Cob..."

Batty-Fang

Batty fang is a Victorian slang term originating in London which means 'to thrash thoroughly'/'to damage beyond repair'/'to smash to death'. Although not necessarily the case, it has been speculated that it could have come from the French term 'battre a fin'.

“If you ate my last sandwich, I'll Batty-Fang you.”

VIPer

An untrustworthy V.I.P. who may commonly deceive people, be compulsive liars, etc.

Combines the phrase 'Very Important Person' with 'Viper', the species of snake.

“I don't think they should have lied about their contract.”
"Agreed. They're a bit of a VIPer.”

Fuckpecker

A Fuckpecker is somebody who continually begs somebody else to date them and/or have a sexual relationship with them. In reference to how a woodpecker continually pecks wood.

“Please date me! Please! Please! PLEASE.”
“Lewis... You've been doing this for over a year... Let it go, Fuckpecker.”