Slang for a boring relationship/friendship/position/job etc. Tinned Soup is an extremely boring and desperate food, and it is now a popular slang metaphor for boring things in general.
"Jimmy! Why can't we play chess?"
"Mate.. Chess is the Tinned Soup."
Derived from Ex-British Prime Minister, Theresa May. When a British prime minister enjoys the practice of BDSM.
50 Shades Of May extract:
"Before I know it, Donald's got both of my hands in his orange grip above my head, and heâs pinning me to the wheat field gate using his tiny hand ⦠His other small hand grabs my short hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his crusty lips are on mine â¦"
TechTok is the part of the popular video content platform TikTok where technical content is uploaded or viewed. As well as tech TikTok content, it can also be used to refer to TikTok's company development department, combining the word 'tech' with the name 'TikTok'.
PERSON 1 : âOMG, you work at TikTok? In the tech department?â
PERSON 2 : âNo, FOOL. We call the department TechTok.â
When high on drugs, the act of tripping and hallucinating extreme visions of murdering people (normally women in questionable lines of work).
"Why is Ben cutting the floor with a plastic knife?"
"I think he's done a Jack The Tripper, innit.."
When a carpark is too far away from the place the carpark is for, it's known as a Carfark.
"I can barely even see the shop from where we're parked... You'd think we would get better treatment than this."
"What a Carfark! AM I RIGHT, MEG???"
"... No. Just no."
A Cesium Shake is normally a mix of prescription drugs and a fruit-based drink (such as cider). It is thought of as the nicest tasting beverage in the illegal industry, and is commonly used for beginners in drugs or alcohol.
"I would never do drugs!!!"
"But you're drinking a Cesium Shake, Billy... Think of all that paracetamol..."
A popular drink in the crime underworld that involves mixing cocaine with expensive alcoholic beverages.
"Bro. I know it's champagne, but what's with that price tag?"
"Bruv. Dis ain't no champagne. It's a Copper Shake!"