Derived from the word Jaywalking, Jaycheesing is the act of eating, chomping, biting, nibbling or noming cheese unlawfully or without regard for approaching store managers/workers.
"STOP! POLICE!"
"I'm sorry, Copper... I was only Jaycheesing..."
When you go to a furniture/carpet/flooring store and they don't have the item in the shade of grey you wanted, the store is '49 Shades Of Grey'.
"I really like darker greys... This store is terrible. It's 49 Shades of Grey, if you get what I mean."
Just like a Pretty Penny means a big amount of money, a Sexy Penny means an absolutely enormous amount of money, usually in the tens of millions or above.
Joe : “My Dad just bought a mansion worth £15 million.”
Jenny : “Wow... That's a Sexy Penny.”
Combining Sussex and So Sexy, Sussexy is a Prince Harry & Meghan Markle fan phrase referring to their attractive lifestyle or how good they look together.
“Did you watch the royal wedding?”
“OMG I know... It was Sussexy!”
A drinking game which is played similarly to TV game show, The Weakest Link.
“You coming to the party? We'll be playing The Weakest Drink.”
“That sounds good. I'll bring my friends.”
Popularised by British furries, the phrase screm de la screm refers to situations of extreme fear, excitement, worry, or concern, among other things. The phrase is though to have been derived from the word 'scream', as it is generally used in scenarios where screaming would be an adequate reaction. It can also be seen as a mock on the phrase 'Crème De La Crème'.
PERSON 1 : “Oh my God, I think your jacket is on fire. Literally.”
PERSON 2 : “Screm de la screm.”
A nineteenth century phrase that refers to a polished bald head.
“Wow, where's your hair?”
“I decided to go for a fly rink.”