Afternoonified

1800s slang for smart/dapper, afternoonified was first identified by Andrew Forrester (Victorian writer, pen name of James Redding Ware).

“Quite sorry to trouble you, Jasper, but I don't think this jacket is quite afternoonified enough for me. Could we change it before the wedding?”

PayPill

PayPill refers to PayPal users who are arguably addicted to using the platform, much like some people are addicted to pills. Being a PayPill user is extremely dangerous, both financially and emotionally.

PERSON 1 : “Why the Hell are you in $859,097 debt???”
PERSON 2 : “I-I... I've been using PayPill...”

Pottage Pie

The act of hiding weed in a pastry product, normally in order to hide it from officials or to consume it.

"Jeffery? I ate that pie in the fridge, is that ok-"
"JAKE??? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? THAT WAS A POTTAGE PIE!!!"

Green Sign

When you con someone into signing a deal that benefits you better than the other member.

“Err.. Joe? It says you get 99% of my company for Nothing... Are you trying to get a Green Sign?”
“No, no. Read less, sign more.”

Don't Sell Me a Dog

This Victorian phrase means 'don't lie to me'. In the 1800's, it was common for dog salespeople to try to pass mutts off as pedigrees. This is supposedly the origin of the phrase (which was popular until the 1870's).

“You think I'd believe that you're a wizard who's also the cousin of royalty and Bill Gates' twin brother? Don't sell me a dog.”

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UrBanned Dictionary

When your Urban Dictionary account is suspended.

"Hey, why haven't you posted on Urban Dictionary for a while?"
"Oh, sorry. I got UrBanned Dictionary."

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Potassium Shake

A potassium shake is an illegal drink created by combining vodka and cocaine. It's commonly used by professional, middle class people when at parties or during leisure time.

"BOI. What the hip-hop am I pouring down ma' throat?!"
"Boss... Thassa' cuppa' Potassium Shake, Mannnnn."