Sexy Penny

Just like a Pretty Penny means a big amount of money, a Sexy Penny means an absolutely enormous amount of money, usually in the tens of millions or above.

Joe : “My Dad just bought a mansion worth £15 million.”
Jenny : “Wow... That's a Sexy Penny.”

Bog Roll Bandits

People who viciously stockpile toilet paper, especially with the intention of reselling at a higher price during times of low supply.

“There's no toilet roll left to buy...”
“Sorry, Mate. It was the Bog Roll Bandits.”

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Jaycheesing

Derived from the word Jaywalking, Jaycheesing is the act of eating, chomping, biting, nibbling or noming cheese unlawfully or without regard for approaching store managers/workers.

"STOP! POLICE!"
"I'm sorry, Copper... I was only Jaycheesing..."

Jack The Tripper

When high on drugs, the act of tripping and hallucinating extreme visions of murdering people (normally women in questionable lines of work).

"Why is Ben cutting the floor with a plastic knife?"
"I think he's done a Jack The Tripper, innit.."

Cloud Fine

Derived from Cloud 9 (meaning Heaven or extreme happiness). A state that's not extremely happy, but is not extremely unhappy either.

"How're you, Matey?"
"Well I'm on Cloud Fine, if yer know what I mean!"

Doing the Bear

Doing the bear is a Victorian slang term that refers to showing affection via hugging somebody.

“Those two have been doing the bear for ages. Come on, guys! We all want hugs too.”

Jack Of All Shades

If somebody wears far too many pairs of sunglasses, often even indoors, they are considered a Jack Of All Shades.

They're likely to combine the two aspects of owning far too many pairs of sunglasses and wearing sunglasses far too often, just as regularly in a sunny atmosphere as in winter, at night time, or indoors.

Dexter : “Have you seen Carl? He's been wearing sunglasses all day, even in the office.”
Larry : “Wow... I guess he must be a Jack Of All Shades.”