Fuckdangler

A fuckdangler is somebody who pretends they like/love/are attracted to you and then pull out of the relationship or sexual offer last minute.

Alternatively, it also means people who string you along in a relationship more long-term.

“I never loved you!!! I only dated you because you were there.”
“HOW DARE YOU!!! You... You fucking fuckdangler...”

Bang Up To The Elephant

A Victorian term originating in London in 1882, bang up to the elephant refers to something being perfect/complete/done properly.

“Let me tell you, this food is truly bang up to the elephant. Could I get the recipe?”

Bags O’ Mystery

An 1850's term to reference 'sausages'. The 'mystery' was due to the fact that nobody but the maker of the sausages would know what was in them, and the 'bags' were the guts which contained the chopped meat.

“Hi, Butcher Barry. I'll take 6 steaks and a few Bags O’ Mystery if that's okay.”

Dizzy Age

An 1800's term used to refer to the elderly. It comes from the fact that as a mature adult, it can be dizzying to look back on your many years.

“How are you in your dizzy age?”
“I'm okay. I have many fond memories.”

Screm De La Screm

Popularised by British furries, the phrase screm de la screm refers to situations of extreme fear, excitement, worry, or concern, among other things. The phrase is though to have been derived from the word 'scream', as it is generally used in scenarios where screaming would be an adequate reaction. It can also be seen as a mock on the phrase 'Crème De La Crème'.

PERSON 1 : “Oh my God, I think your jacket is on fire. Literally.”
PERSON 2 : “Screm de la screm.”

Fly Rink

A nineteenth century phrase that refers to a polished bald head.

“Wow, where's your hair?”
“I decided to go for a fly rink.”

Footwhere

Derived from the word 'Footwear', this phrase means you've lost your shoes and are asking where they are.

"Jimmy. You got no shoes, Man."
"I know. Footwhere???"
"Dunno, Jimbo. Dunno."