09/05/1782

If somebody asks you when you're free for a plan and you have no intention of going through with the plan, you can reply with 09/05/1782. In reference to September 5th 1782 - the day when, supposedly, nothing happened.

“We should totally go and watch Pitch Perfect 7! When are you free?”
“09/05/1782...”

49 Shades of Grey

When you go to a furniture/carpet/flooring store and they don't have the item in the shade of grey you wanted, the store is '49 Shades Of Grey'.

"I really like darker greys... This store is terrible. It's 49 Shades of Grey, if you get what I mean."

Sexy Penny

Just like a Pretty Penny means a big amount of money, a Sexy Penny means an absolutely enormous amount of money, usually in the tens of millions or above.

Joe : “My Dad just bought a mansion worth £15 million.”
Jenny : “Wow... That's a Sexy Penny.”

Scrembled Eggs

Popularised by British furries, the phrase scrembled eggs refers to situations of fear, excitement, worry, or concern, among other things. The phrase is though to have been derived from the word 'scream', as it is generally used in scenarios where screaming would be an adequate reaction.

PERSON 1 : “You are evil and we all hate you now.”
PERSON 2 : “Scrembled eggs.”

Sussexy

Combining Sussex and So Sexy, Sussexy is a Prince Harry & Meghan Markle fan phrase referring to their attractive lifestyle or how good they look together.

“Did you watch the royal wedding?”
“OMG I know... It was Sussexy!”

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Orange Sign

Where somebody with an unlikely background gets the better end of a bargain.

"Joe. I feel empowered. You gave me a job. You did an Orange Sign."
"I know. Even though you are a turtle."

Bog Roll Bandits

People who viciously stockpile toilet paper, especially with the intention of reselling at a higher price during times of low supply.

“There's no toilet roll left to buy...”
“Sorry, Mate. It was the Bog Roll Bandits.”

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