Michigan Monkeypie

When a girl holding a hidden grudge shits in her hands without the guy knowing, and continues to smear it on the back of the guy during sexual intercourse. Usually done out of anger.

Adam: "Dude! I gave that chick an Alabama Hotpocket last weekend and she was NOT loving it.."

Chase: "Haha! That must be why she gave you a Michigan Monkeypie!"

Adam: (checking his back) "Wait, wha..? --GROSS!"

Zuchen

The name of a sexy man of Chinese-orientation. He's usually very funny, attractive, and gets a lot of ladies from every country.

"Kyle, have you seen Zuchen?"
"No, last time I saw him, he was making out with hot girls and being sexy."
"Oh, that sounds like him."
"Yeah."

8👍 3👎