apologizz

when you apologize to a girl for being a dick and then you suddenly bust a load all over your pants so when you get a hug of reconciliation from her she sees the dark blue spot on your pants and then runs away in fear that you liked her you sick bastard

man i saw this hot girl that i pissed off yesterday, and i went up to her and accidentally apologizzed in her face

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duck's nuts

the nuts of a duck. you put these nuts in your mouth and if you suck on them very hard a magical duck juice will squirt out onto your face. this is magical juice, let it get in your eye. you will also hear the duck moan/quack. this is good, you have pleased the duck. So with the jizz in your eye, with the duck pleased, and with the duck's nuts in your mouth, you realize that you're a sick animal fucker

man i had some duck's nuts in my mouth... i'm a sick motherfucker

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