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A gentleman's dick pic; the suggestion of boner without showing skin.
I was really impressed by the tasteful shaftow he sent when he wore grey sweatpants.
A garbage mantra typically found on cheap wine glasses, which indicate a lady of a certain age is abusing klonopin and ok with anal.
"Carol's new live, laugh, love coffee mug did not have nearly enough bluebirds or wildflowers on it. LOLs."
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(adj.) A girl who is stereotypically Midwestern in a trashy way.
When I saw she had spilled Fireball down the front of her Pink Cardinals shirt, then heard her scream 'whoooooooo,' I knew she was super ranch.
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