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Labatt Yellow

The result of drinking vast amounts of Labatt Blue

I got bombed off Labatt Blue; a couple cigarettes and a little while later, it became Labatt Yellow and spewed forth from my piehole.

by C-Mills June 24, 2007


color

Listen up, you ignorant assholes...there's no right or wrong way to spell it.

It was originally "colour", but early Americans decided that the "u" was unnecessary, so they changed it to "color". What's so wrong about that...they thought it made a lot of sense. And what's wrong with the original spelling...obviously that's the way the Brits liked it!

I can't believe some of the postings on here...with the Brits calling us "lazy" and "stupid" for changing the spelling of a word, and with us calling them ridiculous because their version has an "extra letter"...for Pete's sake, it's a fucking WORD.

Language evolves over time, so deal with it and stop bitching about insignificant things, like everyday language. There's much more important stuff going on out there...

"Color" or "colour"...it's the same word either way.

by C-Mills June 14, 2007

640πŸ‘ 345πŸ‘Ž


Pittsburgh Suicide

The act of walking through Pittsburgh while wearing a Neil O'Donnell jersey

"An unidentified man was found dead outside Primanti Bros. this morning...He was wearing acid-wash jeans and a black Neil O'Donnell jersey, which suggests this was the fourth successful case of Pittsburgh Suicide this week...Found near the body were a white male resembling Brett Keisel and a black male resembling LaMarr Woodley; neither have been questioned."

by C-Mills December 7, 2011

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


reliant k

Car made by Chrysler in the 1980's. Not to be confused with the band, Relient K.

She listened to Relient K while driving her Reliant K.

by C-Mills May 14, 2007

20πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


theory of a deadman

See "Nickelback"

Seriously. I can't tell the difference between Theory of a Deadman and Nickelback. What the fuck is with all these shitty rock bands that sound like each other?

by C-Mills January 21, 2010

202πŸ‘ 144πŸ‘Ž


Political Science

The study of manipulating sheep to get votes

Political science represents the pinnacle of complete and utter bullshit

by C-Mills March 26, 2008

283πŸ‘ 90πŸ‘Ž


john paul jones

The multi-talented "fourth member" of Led Zeppelin. Jones was mostly a bassist, but has played many stringed instruments and keyboards and has worked with dozens of bands.

Can be used to refer to any highly-talented individual who is forgotten among legendary peers.

"Who were the members of Led Zeppelin?"
"Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, John Bonham...fuck, I forgot the other guy..."

Earle Combs played next to Ruth and Gehrig for the Yankees of the '20s and '30s. He hit .325 in his career yet is forgotten by all but the most dedicated fans; he was the John Paul Jones of the team.

by C-Mills February 27, 2008

26πŸ‘ 68πŸ‘Ž