crush 40

the most epic, blessed, sexy, ridiculously and insanely best band ever created since the beginning of time. their songs will increase your penis size, cure you of cancer, be hailed until the end of time, make you stop listening to other music besides Crush 40, and basically turn your whole life around. most of their songs talk about adventure and living life to the fullest, such as "watch me fly" or "live and learn". if there's anything better than sex its definitely Crush 40.

holy shit, i just listened to one of Crush 40's songs, and my life is now complete. oh... and i also think my penis just increased size...

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sonic the hedgehog

the sexiest mother fucker to exist. this mo fo will rape your ass if he becomes Super Sonic, but even without the 7 chaos emeralds he'll still make your anus increase in diameter. lives life to the fullest and has the most adventurous heart out there.

"sonic's the name, speed's my game!"

-sonic the hedgehog

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Obama

a mindless idiot who promises "change" but never reveals it is for the worse. likes to send more troops to the middle east, likes to believe that a terroist attempt in michigan is no big deal really, and likes to tax the rich as well as the poor even though the poor are too poor to realize what a grand mistake America has made in choosing their new leader.

Tom: "yo, i heard obama is going to end the war, bring down taxes, give free health care to those in need, and pretty much make the United States a better place to live in!"

Joe: "yeup.... he promised a lot of things indeed..."

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