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Intentionally used in place of the term "stat" when it is of the utmost importance that something be rushed.
"This house party is getting lame as balls. I need 3 handles of Ten High, a family circus activity book and Chrysler Lebaron full of high school girls, stack!"
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The act of performing fellatio.
Background: Midwest 1990's. Thought to have been a reference to former MLB catcher Jody Davis (who was notedly friends with B.J Surhoff).
Though an injury sustained in a game of lawn darts prevented Patrick from having sex with the maid, he was able to convince her to sip on Jody for a couple minutes.
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A hand job lubricated with barbeque sauce. (Preferrably KC Masterpiece brand)
I was initially apprehensive in my new pair of Helmut Lang jeans... However, I figured any residual barbeque lube from the KC Slider (I was about to be served) could be made to look intentional and therefore charged to the game.
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In essence, fucking the asscrack. In some areas of the nation this term is known as "Butt Sex Light".
Origin: 16th Century Dutch saffron merchants.
Though Chad's initial thoughts were to stick it in the stink, he pussed out and instead shot the gutter. (It should be noted, that when it was all over Chad was in a position to return home to his wife without any obligation to wash his genitals.)
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Acronym: Through The Fly
Refers to the manner of which a hand job or blow job can be administered / received. Eg. TTF-HJ.
Origin: High School.
Robert didn't feel like going bare-ass on the cloth movie theater seats, so he convinced Jessica to serve him a TTF.
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