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Pertaining to the measurement of one's asshole.
After a vigorous session of anal sex, Bob's anus had expanded to 3 rectilinear inches.
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To deliver a deep and thoughtful discourse on the subject of x-rated materials.
Unable to resist the urge to porntificate, the Catholic priest began extolling the virtues of kiddie porn.
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A chronic maturbator.
You might want to avoid shaking hands with Billy Bob-- that guy's a skin surfer.
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Performing an act of oral copulation while the receiving party is in the midst of defecation.
The term "brown-nosing" took on an entirely new and altogether more literal meaning when Jane discovered that Bob had a case of explosive diarreah whilst she was in the midst of giving him a hershey windstorm.
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What that girl needs is a good colon spelunking.
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