Video-Phsyco

Someone who is perfectly normal irl but in video games is the most sick and twisted mother fucker ever. The kind to play people playground and make machines to maximize pain. Then he goes and makes food and reads a book

"Dude what the fuck are you doing?"
"What? It's just a human oven"
"What is wrong with you you video-phsyco"

Steven

A man who does literally everything. He works everywhere, is everywhere, is everyone, steven is is omnipotent

"You see that car crash over on 4th?"
"Yeah why?"
"You know who caused it?"
"Steven did it"

Politically convenient

Someone who swaps political sides whenever its convenient to do so.

"You ever look threw his twitter. He swaps sides every 2 minutes hes politically convenient"

Breaking the record

The action of intentionally repeating oneself to win an argument or get they're way

"Dude yes they can"
"TURKEYS CANT FLY"
"I've seen them do it"
"TURKEYS CANT FLY"
"your just gonna keep breaking the record aren't y-"
"TURKEYS CANT FLY"

(Turkey guy is promptly beat to death)

The grog

That feeling you get after getting home from school and falling asleep in your warm clothes so you wake up all sweaty and groggy like your in a different dimension

"Oh fuck im so tired ive got the grog. My body hurts"