Patrick Silk

A tall incapable moron that has a weird brother named Logan. This guy thinks he is sexy and hot but he really isn’t. He is always surprised when his friends do better than him at things. He also is very immature and idiotic. He is a hoe and had sex at the age of 14.

Who is a hoe?
Patrick Silk

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Idiot

You

Hey, you are an idiot

Mattius

A guy that loves music and usually plays the guitar. He isn’t the smartest but he tries his best. He is really funny but a bit inappropriate and immature. He also tends to argue with people a lot but he is also really nice and kind. He is a great friend and will always stick by your side. He can be a bit indecisive too. He is also kinda smexy and hot… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You: Wow, that hot air balloon is big!

Mattius: hehe, big. Like your mum!

You: …. Shut up