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Ultimate Straight

The opposite of big gay

Ultimate straight

by CABAGE No2 May 7, 2022


Conserious

A consistent state of seriousness, often mistaken for a shortened form of completely serious

"I've stolen thousands from the government and used that money to fund the construction of an artificial island."
"Dude are you being serious?"
"I'm being conserious."

by CABAGE No2 January 31, 2023


Testicle murder

Testicle murder

Testicle murder

by CABAGE No2 April 11, 2022


George Washingmachine

The real name of the first president of the USA.

"hey it's George Washington!"
"no, it's George Washingmachine."

by CABAGE No2 February 15, 2023


Throw hands

What I do with all the extra parts in my basement

“Shut up or imma bout to throw hands!”
“Ok”
*hand noises*

by CABAGE No2 April 5, 2022

11👍 9👎


Autosexual

A fun way of saying narcissist

I’m autosexual

by CABAGE No2 April 14, 2022

14👍 14👎


Atramentous

Black as ink; inky

That random well of ink that randomly appeared in your living room is atramentous. Does it have an end?

by CABAGE No2 March 28, 2022