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What a girl says sheâs gonna do when she asks me out
Me: so what are you doing tomorrow?
Girl: Nothing, just taking out the trash
Me: *gasp* :)
The Greek goddess Nikeâs greatest weakness
Nike: bruh
Some Greek: adidas
Nike: (ded)
The proper term for drug dealers
Jeff: drug dealers are just illegal pharmacists
Jamal: what
Jeff: kidnapping is just a surprise adoption