cackle dwarf

a gay dwarf who works as a nun and a fake doctor and eats jew bagles for dinner with a side dish a purple platawarlus (a platapus and a walrus mixed) who ranges from colors to green to and purple and mostly hide in your closet and under your moms crack.

damon: you see that cackle dwarf???

chris: no but i saw him with arne last night

arne: that was a good hoe

chris: uuuum no comment

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sloppy oscar

when your have anal sex and you pull your oscar out and slap your self in the face while a green walrus gets raped by a neon midget in the mean while a spanish bat gets hit by a snorlax while getting salad all over his head at the same time is pooping on some farmers corn and when all that is happening your girl friend in wondering why your outside trying to hump a old lady trying to get up the street.

chris: man i gave myself a sloppy oscar.
arne: dude i hear they hurt.

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