Paint Brush

A Penis with a Hairy End (The Knob)
Causing it too look like a paintbrush

I tryed to suck his paint brush but now i got a sore and hairy throat

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farber

the craziest orchestra conductor in the world

Mr. farber was blabberin on about music theory

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myspace

1. (noun) A legal teen dating site in which many pedophiles tend to use to their advantage.

2. (noun) Common and cheap yet effective pickup line in almost every situation.

1. www.myspace.com

2. "Hey dont you have a myspace?"
"Aren't you my friend on myspace"
"hey I popped your myspace cherry, now let's do yours"

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ibanez

Sweetist Guitar Company. Buy the ic300






used by good bands, system of a down

used by good bands, system of a down

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Hell

If it exits, its where Fred Phelps and his supporters are spending eternity.l

Anyone who has a website that shows the number of days some poor murdered young man has been in hell, is obviously full of shit and truly evil, and if there is a hell he's going.

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50

Labatt 50. Canadian beer known for its distinct flavour and brutal hangover. Particularly popular in small towns.

Buy me a 50 eh? I'll pay you back.

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red rooter

one who fucks a chick when she has her rags

why is your dick red? are you a red rooter?

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