BOB

Battery Operated Boyfriend

"I got lonely, so I used my BOB."

Book

An imaginary thing that your teachers torture you with

"OH MY GOODNESS, I think Mr. Berry is trying to kill me."
"Why do yo say that?"
"B-because he gave me a book."
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