LMAO

LMAO is not known for “Laughing my ass off” But for “Lick My Ass Onii-Chan”

Sister: Come over and LMAO !
Brother: Yes. I will do as my lover commands

Crack of Noon

The time in which is used when lazy BUMs when waking at the butt crack of dawn is inconceivable.

tenacious D

“ Your training starts at the CRACK OF NOON”