generou$

used in personal adds to show that good money is available for services

20, 6' 150, you be dtearth and generou$

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gutter glitter

slang for cocaine

even though Nancy isn't out on the street yet, she will be if she keeps wasting her money on the gutter glitter

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Don't tase me, bro!

A saying that became popular after a UF student (Andrew Meyer) shouted it before getting tased during a Q&A session with John Kerry.

Police: Tase him
Andrew Meyer: Don't tase me, bro!
(taser clicks)
Andrew Meyer: AHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHH!

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dtearth

Short for down to earth. Often used in personal ads.

Looking for a swm who's dtearth.

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syllabus week

the first week of class, when syllabi are passed out... a basic waste of time.

you going to class?
nah, it's syllabus week... I'll just get the notes online

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penguin drunk

When you're just drunk enough to start stumbling around... but not incoherent. You basically look/act like a penguin.

Is Kevin going to be able to make it to the party?

Hell yeah, he's just penguin drunk.

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fcnlt

acronym for fat chicks need love too

used as a synonym for "be nice"

a: dude, bitch just totally walked past me and farted.

b: I know, but fcnlt

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