Bithin's Bridge

The Gooch. Both female & Male.
The perineum, the fun bit.

Saint Bithin rested his chin upon Bithin's Bridge whilst deciding to push his tongue into the vagin or into the Bungholio.

Shartifact

Upon moving into a new house and finding a shartifact in the garden such as gnome or sundial

I found this Shartifact by the pond, it’s one of those cheap shitty garden ornament things sold in a rip off garden centre bought by old cunts with too much money and not enough taste.

Mertard

A ridiculous attempt at swimming resulting in near drowning.

"You look like a Mertard swimming like that"
"gliding through water as gracefully as a full blown Mertard"