Titties

A slang term for the breasts of a female. The key characteristics regarding this school of thought are (1) overall size, (2) perkiness, and (3) direction. Size is the single most important factor when grading a titty, The phrase, "the bigger the better" has never applied more. Big boobs are the only real truth in this world. Perkiness is also important, widely regarded as the "attitude" or "sassiness" of a boob, perky tits have been defying gravity's inevitable pull since the dawn of man. Direction gives a tit a personality. While personality is by far the least attractive quality, sometimes a good 45° angle can provide the character to really differentiate a boob from its peers.

"Damn, that girl has some big titties!" Kent exclaimed
"Hails, Grayson, do you guys like big titties or shmedium titties?"

Biggums

A woman who is of the large breast size. Perfect for motor-boating. One size fits all.

Hails, Grayson, do you prefer shmediums or biggums?

"Damn that girl has some biggums!" Kent exclaimed.