Sardine Can

An overcrowded bus during the Coronavirus pandemic.

"Man, there's way too many passengers on this mo-fo! When we reach the next stop, I'm getting off this fucking sardine can."

Carolco

A motion picture company that made several blockbusters...in the eighties and nineties...that ended up going bankrupt leading to its demise.

"85 percent of Carolco films had a shitload of violence in them."

"For real? I love violent films; how is it that I'm not familiar with this production company?"

"It's been defunct since like 1998."

"That's a bitch."

Joey Greco

The T.V. personality who should have his own "Jerry Springer" type of show.

"I miss Joey Greco being the host of 'Cheaters', bro."

"Fuck yeah...I'll raise a glass to that!"

"Yeah. So anyway, bro ...what you gonna do when we dip out the bar?"

"Gonna go hook up with my side piece."

COVID-19

The disease that will probably make the summer of 2020 miserable.

"Can I come over?"
"And risk me getting COVID-19 A.K.A. the Coronavirus?!"
"You're high right now, aren't you?"
"Fuck yeah... ain't much to do since we've been on lockdown."

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Salt Lake City

The biggest city in Utah. Besides Reno, it is the only major city in the Great Basin.

"Weed's illegal in Salt Lake City...AND the state of Utah."
"Then I'm not going!"

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Chicago

The third largest city in the U.S.A.. Primarily known as a major filming location, it's also known for its pizzas and hot dogs.

"Chicago is in Illinois, on Lake Michigan... not in Michigan."

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