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adj.
1. a feeling of unease due to anxiety about an impending bowel movement
2. a feeling of unease due to a desire to eliminate one's bowels, specifically accompanied by an inability to perform this function
3. both of the above can be caused by the urge to move one's bowels in places considered uncomfortable, such as public restrooms or bathrooms in houses of people you know well or otherwise
4. anxiety caused by constipation
(etymology: combination of "uneasy" and "feces")
I'm feeling unfeasy because haven't taken a shit in 4 days.
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a mystical creature that bites unexpectedly, and then sprays sun tan lotion in people's hair
you just bit my shoulder, stop it meriam i need to get a rabies shot now. And i reek of sun tan lotion meriam likes to spray it in people's hair!
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A guard who is elite at sucking cock while on the job.
That body guard sure is an eliteguard Adam Sandler told me so.
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evil plans by unversity heads to deprive students of valuable work and or rest time.
serves as a means of destroying the weekend
UTS needs to get over having saturday exams, why not take time out of class you bastards
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combination of the persons known as 'Lon' and 'Messica' where as a common occurance the sounds of slurping are heard.
Quick, Lonica, get dressed, Dad is coming!
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