Miranda Cosgrove

A women who Lil Pump would fuck.

I'd fuck Miranda Cosgrove
- LIl Pump

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Sacaman

Someone who acts in a particularly D-Bag Fashion (Looks at Nrop, overuses slang, etc). Derives from the word Saca which is from the word Sacramento.

The Three D-bags from Renton, Wa...
Are fine examples of a Sacaman...

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Rhino Room

A piece of shit nightclub in Seattle's Capitol Hill (Seattle) neighborhood. The line is extremely long. The club itself is a crowded dudefest. The drinks are overpriced. Lastly, the tall lanky bouncer is what some would describe as a...how do I put this? Oh, yeah he is a cunt.

The cover is five dollars which is relatively cheap but as you can see you get what you pay for.

You only live around 80 years. Why would you spend your precious time on Earth at that shithole Rhino Room?

The Meaning of Life

Fireflies by Owl City

You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep
'Cause they fill the open air
And leave teardrops everywhere
You'd think me rude but I would just stand and stare
I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance
A foxtrot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread (thread, thread)
I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems (when I fall asleep)
Leave…

The Meaning of Life is Fireflies

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Graphic Design Degree

Useless. Unless, you want to work for a huge corporation. They usually take your degree into consideration because they have so many candidates. Other than that the degree is useless. You will learn much more by learning on your own online and freelancing. Furthermore, most of the classes you take in college will be very theoretical. You will not have a time to refine your useful technical and communication skills.

I went to state to get a Graphic Design Degree but I realized Ahmed is just as successful freelancing and learning on his own

Youtube (2017)

A shithole.

It is a clusterfuck of clickbait, drama, political arguments, racists, sexists, homophobes, annoying titles, misleading or unoriginal content and to top it all off...ads. Every video is titled like this "TOP TEN WAYS I WANT TO KILL MYSELF". They use all caps every goddamn time.

Youtube (2017) gave me stage four cancer.

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Rich Parents

Your key to having a college education

I can't go to college like Riley. He has Rich Parents.

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