Smelly bob

A tall man who hasn’t showered in a decade, he reeks of pure piss and shit and festers in his own stench all day long, his long greasy hair could oil a pan if he wringed it hard enough, he wears the same clothes everyday covered in shit and tea stain, his teeth are non existent and the few he has are black from all the asses he’s scranned in his day

Fuck me look over there it’s a smelly bob!

What a 50

Only certain people use this expression, it spans upon ages and is used to define something quite unbelievable

She gave me some money, i thought it was a 30 but it was actually a 20... what a 50

Cuppa Jabba

A perfect cup of tea straight of the bat made within five minutes

Ah jim go make us a cuppa jabba mate i need one pronto amigo