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A type of severe diarrhea in which you unleash a torrent of pure liquid shit with the force of a high pressure waterjet table. Ass Piss is usually encountered shortly after a trip to Taco Bell.
Joe and I went to Taco Bell and about 30 minutes later, he destroyed the seat of my truck with a stream of Ass Piss like I've never seen. It cut clean through the passenger floorboard.
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The act of masturbation while defecating.
Yeah dude, my mom walked in on me while i was doing a double trouble last night .
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The Dirty Snowglobe is the act of defecating and urinating into a large mouthed container such as a Gatorade bottle or a mason jar, sealing it, then shaking it up until the fecal matter has broken down into a fecal matter/urine solution. The solid particles will fall to the bottom of the bottle creating the "dirty snow" in the globe. Now all that's left to do is shake it up again and watch the fecal matter fall back out of solution!
I gave my bitch ex-wife Barb a Dirty Snowglobe for Christmas this year. Now she won't answer my calls.
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A disturbing sexual act in which one or more partners consumes copious amounts of Taco Bell or Del Taco. After a few minutes have passed, the consumers will do a handstand and proceed to have violent diarrhea, shooting it at an arc into the air and onto the face of another participant, much like a fountain. The messier, the better.
Danny got a serious case of pink eye after He, Jimmy and Allison tried the Alaskan Gravy Fountain.
An adjustable wrench or crescent wrench is a type of wrench that is made to be adjustable to several different sizes, allowing the user to carry one wrench rather than several. Under certain circumstances, an adjustable wrench may be considered a suitable replacement for a hammer, at which point it is then known as an adjustable hammer.
Bobby, hand me that adjustable wrench. I need to loosen this drain plug.
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A sexual act involving a woman and one or more men. The woman lights her vagina on fire, and the man or men use their penises like firehoses and put out the fire.
Marissa suffered third-degree burns after a South Dakota Firehose gone wrong
A sexual act similar to the cream pie, the Michigan Meat Pie differs by the final part of the act, where the woman farts out the semen over a high quality steak.
Did Todd tell you about last night? Rebecca did the Michigan Meat Pie on his steaks. We were supposed to eat those tonight!