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A type of severe diarrhea in which you unleash a torrent of pure liquid shit with the force of a high pressure waterjet table. Ass Piss is usually encountered shortly after a trip to Taco Bell.
Joe and I went to Taco Bell and about 30 minutes later, he destroyed the seat of my truck with a stream of Ass Piss like I've never seen. It cut clean through the passenger floorboard.
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A sexual act similar to the cream pie, the Michigan Meat Pie differs by the final part of the act, where the woman farts out the semen over a high quality steak.
Did Todd tell you about last night? Rebecca did the Michigan Meat Pie on his steaks. We were supposed to eat those tonight!
A sexual act involving a woman and one or more men. The woman lights her vagina on fire, and the man or men use their penises like firehoses and put out the fire.
Marissa suffered third-degree burns after a South Dakota Firehose gone wrong
The Dirty Snowglobe is the act of defecating and urinating into a large mouthed container such as a Gatorade bottle or a mason jar, sealing it, then shaking it up until the fecal matter has broken down into a fecal matter/urine solution. The solid particles will fall to the bottom of the bottle creating the "dirty snow" in the globe. Now all that's left to do is shake it up again and watch the fecal matter fall back out of solution!
I gave my bitch ex-wife Barb a Dirty Snowglobe for Christmas this year. Now she won't answer my calls.
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The act of masturbation while defecating.
Yeah dude, my mom walked in on me while i was doing a double trouble last night .
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A sexual act in which a man chases his wife or girlfriend around the bedroom and tackles her, after which he ties her up using nothing but his penis. Do not attempt unless your penis is at least 10 feet long.
Derek is the only guy I know who can pull off the Portuguese Hogtie, his dick is 13 feet long.
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A sexual act which involves a man chasing his wife or girlfriend around the bedroom and tackling her, after which he ties her up using nothing but his penis. This should not be attempted if your penis is less than 10 feet long.
Derek is one only guy I know who can pull off the Portuguese Hogtie, his cock is 15 feet long.
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