landmine

The part of a downloaded mp3 where it fucks up and sounds like a cat scratching a chalkboard. It's even worse when you have the music really loud. And it's even worse than that when you somehow accidentally burn it on a CD.

Fuck the RIAA those dumb idiots, they put another landmine in this mp3!

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sploof

(v) The act of losing a monstrous marijuana hit (usually from a bong).
(adj) A wasted marijuana hit.
(n) A device made to conceal marijuana odors, usually made by kids in their college dorm rooms to afraid to go find a place outside to blaze.

1. Jeff: Yo you've been chiefin on that bong for like 1 hour.
Frank starts laughing and blows the smoke out without getting a hit.
Jeff: You just sploofed a gargantuan hit.

2. Jeff: I'm trying to breathe in all this sploof smoke you just exhaled.

3. Frank: Remember that time we almost got caught in our dorm room because our sploof wasn't working correctly?
Jeff: hahaah yeah. You just made me sploof this hit you idiot.

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h0ge

adj. Anything that is really good, awesome, or just plain nice.

That car gets me h0ge!

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air

see the air for complete definition.

the correct pronounciation is THE AIR

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christition

1. ADJ. An insult against Reals.

The word christition itself is unknown in meaning, but we do know that it was meant to insult Reals in some sort of way.

Mikey D created the word in his song "Indian Ignition"

"...it's a ignition, or ignition mrission of the indian christition. I'm just makin up words..."

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cock hawk

A woman who won't let any other female near a man's penis, whether it be her eyes or hands. In other words, it's a very possessing and controlling girl friend.

I'll be talking to my girlfriend on the phone and she'll hear some girl's voice and be like who the fuck is that? And I'll say it's someone on the TV and she won't believe me. My gf is such a cock hawk.

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lights camera ghostbusters!

On the Universal Studios mug, someone decided it was necessary to put the word GHOSTBUSTERS! after camera instead of Action! And it pisses me off.

Lights, Camera, Ghostbusters! Jaws, King Kong, Nickelodeon Studios, Earthquake, Action

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