bucket spells

Nick name given to rednecks or country bumpkins that play Magic the Gathering. Usually outside on their rickety front porch playing on buckets.

Hey Nabe, let's play some bucket spells. dengalenglinglinngaa

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2007

Apparently the year everyone in the world dies. But GMONEY$$$ (author of 2005 and 2006) didn't post a year so we're all dead anyway by then

GMONEY$$$ tried to post 2007, but was already dead

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Unleash it Raw

The act of unleashing the penis rawly

Want me to unleash it raw?

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whored

inj. A remark that expresses disbelief toward something.
v. Like owned, except more universal and doesn't make you look like a noob when you say it. Can be applied to anything you want.

inj. Kevin: Man I just dropped all my cigarettes. James: Whored.

v. Michael Jordan whored all his competition. I just got whored by an ace on the river.

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metagame

Term used for card games. The act of changing your deck around to counter the majority of decks in the local tournament area.

The metagame in my area seems to battle against my type of deck.

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HULK SMASH

Opening the door and thrashing your arms about yelling at random woman walking in a hotel

Cole Hutto did that in Texas.

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bad beat story

Someone who just lost a hand (usually in poker) and will bemoan about it to anyone who listens online.

Most of the time, the listeners do not give a shit about the other person's bad beat.

See bad beat

Noob at poker: My 2-7 offsuit lost to AA when the flop came 2-7-9. The turn was a 9!! HOW LUCKY CAN HE GET?

Good person at poker: Like I care.

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