December 2

This day is when people even better than GOD are born, they can’ t die and if the did so the universe would collapse into itself causing absolute destruction of everything that existed, exists or would exist ever. Also, they habe maximum powers: they are creators of the N-word, they can levitate, bend gravity if they want and everything they think of.

-Mike: When is your birthday?
-Lucas: December 2.
-Mike: *prays for his forgiveness*

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