white energy

Groundbreaking, cutting edge and experimental form of harnessing energy from either 1) Kinetic sources such as overzealous male masturbation or 2) Male semen

1. We didn’t want to use any nasty fossil fuels to charge our phones so we attached a wheel and pulley system to the arms of Tom, Ted and Ben to harness white energy while they went fishing with their zipper trouts.

2. Hey Chris why are you buffing your banana on top of that car battery? Don’t worry dawg just trying to see if some white energy can jump start my Jag.

ABH

System modeled after Glengary Glen Ross’s “Always Be Closing” sales strategy, ABH refers to a methodology/ethos used to holler at bitches in perpetuity:

A: Always
B: Be
H: Hollerin’

Alternative definition of ABH is “Always Be Hoggin’” which uses the same general tactics as “Always Be Hollerin’” but focus exclusively on the pursuit of plus sized women.

You gotta hog before you can holler — ABH!

Some people just can’t handle living the ABH lifestyle!

That chick just told me to fuck off, oh well, ABH playuh!

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