Murk

To mercilessly beat the bajeebies out of a fella. To beat em’ right into next week. To beat the daylight outta them. To beat ‘em so bad they’re seein’ stars. To beat ‘em so bad they drop dead, dead as a door nail.

Ryan: Man, I could easily murk Tiny Tim from A Christmas Carol.
Mark: Amen!

Boner

A very inconvenient sudden hardness in the man’s dick. Some may say these happen when the man is aroused but it is really when he has to stand up and present something very important to many people.

Teacher: Ryan how about you go next.

Ryan: Can I bring my desk

Teacher: Ryan how about you go next.

Ryan with boner: Can I bring my desk

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