Darwin Award

An award awarded to a person who does humanity a favor by removing himself from the gene pool by losing the ability to reproduce either by death or sterilization in a stupid fashion. This ensures their hereditary mental incompetence cannot be passed on to future generations, thus bettering the human race. However easy it is to obtain the award, one can be disqualified for a number of reasons, including insanity. This I don't understand, as insanity is considered undesirable in the gene pool as well.

How pathetic do you have to be to get disqualified for a Darwin Award?

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fuck you

why the FUCK would you need to look up what "fuck you" means? are you fucking retarded?

are you fucking kidding me? looking up "fuck you?" get the fuck out before i turn off the internet.

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testicle

Are you fucking kidding me? I can't believe you have to look up the definition of testicle.

Dude, seriously? Looking up "testicle?" Go back to middle school and re-take health class.

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retarded

a person who looks up retarded, retard, etc. on the urban dictionary

if you're reading this because u don't know what it means, you are in fact retarded.

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poo

What kind of a moron looks up the definition of poo?

You looked up the word poo. You gotta be fucking kidding me. Get out before I turn off the internet.

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