telelogophobia

A fear of certain television logos, including, opening/closing logos, and station/network identifications. Caused by any combination of bad graphics/animation, and creepy, primitive music. Some commonly feared logos include Viacom's V of Doom and Screen Gems' S From Hell

Telelogophobia is more common than you think.

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Ass Clap

The clapping sound made when having rough sex, caused by balls slapping against any part of a woman during sex.

Sorry I didn't answer the phone, between that bitch moanin' and all the ass clapin' I couldn't hear it!

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goral

The act of receiving oral sex from a homosexual counterpart.

Jordan C. likes to have goral with Devin A. every tuesday night.

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Cork It

To shove an obect in a persons orfus to keep them from, talking, farting, shitting, pissing, etc.

-I was on the freeway when I really had to piss, I had to cork it.
-You run your damn mouth all the time, cork it!

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Christmas present

Also known as a gunt.

That girl should wrap up that Christmas present she's carrying.

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The Chad

A quirky character from Charlies Angels played by Tom Green.

There is only one captain of this love boat, and that is The Chad. -Tom Green

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uber

Inspiring awe, admiration, wonder, and majesty - all at the same time.

Possibly coined by www.chadmallory.com in the early/late 20th century, this word has been heard in many homes and even names the ESPN fantasy sports overall score.

"Fluff is uber uncomfortable with women."

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