cracker

1:A firecracker
2:A thin, crisp wafer
3:One whom cracks illegally into another's computer or network
4:A racist term used against Caucasians/Whites

The word cracker has many meanings.

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Crackers

Plural. A thin crisp wafer or biscuit, usually made of unsweetened dough.

Crackers make this chili awesome.

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bumgasm

to have an orgasm 'up the arse'.

my dad gives better bumgasms than your dad does

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snizard

A cross between a snake and lizard. Resembles a snake that sprouted legs.

Oh my god, it's a snizard!

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Gemen

Opposite of semen. The gooey substance that comes out of a gay man's erect penis.

Jordan C. guzzled the Gemen off his couch cushions although his mother sat in a large puddle of it.

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Half-Life 2

Sequel to the most linear shooter ever. (you know f(x)=x)
Seriously, this game is too fucking linear.

Example:
You have a crowbar (gun "1"), it takes out enemy "A" (first enemy encountered) with realtive ease.
Enemy "B" comes along, the crowbar does not work well against enemy "B"...
So you find gun "2", it is effective at killing enemy "B" and anything lower than enemy "B"...
Enemy "C" comes along and the process repeats until you get some god-like gun that kills everything.

Great A.I.?
My ass...
The A.I. is dumb as shit, if the fucking thing sees you it will stay still wherever it is and shoot at you no matter where you go or what gun it has.
If you want insane A.I. give HALO 2 in legendary a spin, THAT is good A.I.

Its does have good graphics, but I still prefer the Unreal Engine 2 (UT2K4), its more flexible and powerful.
However, no one gives a shit about graphics if the game sucks ass. (except fanboys and graphics whores).

I'm not saying this is a bad game, but from a gameplay stance, this is piss poor. Truly good gameplay resembles TLG's System Shock 2. This game dissapoints, just like the first.

"OMGZOR!!!111 N00B ITS GOT AMAZIN PHISIKS AN SHYT!one!1 AND TEH GRAVTY GUN ROXORS LMAO ILL PWN JOO!!!111oneone HL2 IS GAWD!"
~ HL fanboy, the worst kind

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Big Bird

A large Caucasian female with an unusually large, malformed behind. Tends to wear yellow clothing and mumble incoherently. See also Skank Biscuit

Hey Big Bird come here and fix this server.

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