Uptrafud

A Stuck up Fuckwit

"That dudes an Uptrafud!"

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Floating tip

when leaving a tip, put the bills in a glass of water, cover the top with a menu or other stiff surface, then flip the glas upside down, and remove the menu from underneath the glass, resulting in a horrible situation for your waitress/waitor.

its fucked up. try getting a table near a window so when you leave, you can watch and see what the waitress does about it.

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humberstone

A Humberstone, an absolute lad, a true leader among men, in the presence of a Humberstone one must get down on one knee and salute

Salute our God, Humberstone

mogre

A Fattius Maximus, or quijibo. Usually travels in packs (i.e. with a Grummis). Children are usually scared of it, and with good reason. His large hair contains many wonders, such a boogers, wax, and often resin. If seen, do not panic, much like a t-rex, if you do not move, it can not see you.

Oh shit, it's a mogre

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Mogre

A giant, usually with large sideburns. Natural habitats include men's anuses and other such regions (e.g. the grundle)

Look at that mogre go!

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dappy

dappy is a term usually associated with certain types of girl. sometimes the person in question may be mad, loony, or in my own experience, a complete nutter.

that kirsten is dappy as fuck

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head over heels

euphemism for "head over ass"

I am head over heels in love with her.
He tripped and tumbled head over heels down a hill.

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