June 28

National wedgie day

Today everyone’s undies are open for being pulled to the sky, watch out for wedgies. If you get wedgied today, whoever gave you a wedgie is allowed to wedgie you until next year.

It’s june 28th, Happy National wedgie day

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4th of November

The 4th of november is national roses day. Any boyfriends must buy their girlfriends roses, or smell their girlfriends “roses” (feet). Obey or your in for a smelly treat!

You didn’t forget your roses did you?
What roses?
It’s the 4th of November

No now i have to smell my gfs feet.

Smell the roses!

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Smell the roses

Smelling nasty feet especially when you are being punished for being a idiot.

“She made me smell the roses after I took her shoe”

“He was being annoying so I made him smell the roses and trust me they stink”

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December 13

It’s december 13 you know what that means, it means it’s national rub your short friends feet day. Any short person, under 5’5, can and will make a friend taller than 5’10 rub their feet!

It’s december 13 rub my feet you giant

Do i have to

Yes it’s the rules

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